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Asian Twilight Zone Allegory

TRAPPED IN AN INDIAN RESTAURANT

A guy is sitting in an Indian restaurant. He finishes eating, pays his bill, and gets up to leave. He smiles at the workers, and they smile back. He goes out of the door.

But instead of finding himself outdoors, he finds himself in another Indian restaurant. He scratches his head, shrugs his shoulders, and crosses the new restaurant, and goes out the door.

But instead of finding himself outdoors, he finds himself in anotherIndian restaurant. He starts to panic. He starts to run. He runs from Indian restaurant to Indian restaurant to Indian restaurant.

Finally, he goes through the last door and finds himself in a Thai restaurant. He gasps and pants, leans against the wall, and says, "Oh Lord. Safe at last."

As the show ends, the camera pans. Through the next door there is another Thai restaurant. Beyond that there is another Thai restaurant, etc.Ad infinitum.